These were written with the virtual assistance and inspiration of Samuel Delamoir.
Couplet:
Your story's stink
Forced me to drink.
Quatrain:
You wrote this bile?
It's beyond vile.
Study a while!
And learn some style!
Haiku:
Imagery, diction,
syntax, plot development.
Please learn these things.
Limerick:
This writing's an insult to words,
not good enough even for birds.
Do you have enough credit
for someone to edit
and polish up your verbal turds?
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